Wednesday, October 1, 2008

D&D

I found a D&D character generator and this is what happened:

Garit the Wizard

Male Human Evoker lvl. 3
Neutral Good
Representing Garit Heaton

Strength13(+1)
Dexterity17(+3)
Constitution13(+1)
Intelligence16(+3)
Wisdom12(+1)
Charisma15(+2)

Size:Medium
Height:5' 9"
Weight:125 lb
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Dark Brown
Skin: Pale (Pasty White)

Total Hit Points: 13
Speed: 30 feet

Languages: Common, Dwarven, Apple OS, Linux, Windows.

Zero-level Evoker spells: 4 per day
First-level Evoker spells: 3 (2 + 1) per day
Second-level Evoker spells: 2 (1 + 1) per day

Garit the Wizard's Equipment:

Flip Flops of Power
Computer chip necklace of Intelligence +1
Backpack
Hammock
Blanket
winter x1Candle
Grappling hook
Ink vial
Ink pen
LED flashlight
Signet ring
Alchemist lab
Disguise kit
Magnifying glass
Spell component pouch
Spellbook x1
Chunk of green rock
Thieves' tools
Tools (miscellaneous) x1

More about Garit the Wizard:
Garit is a wizard. He fixes computers. He eats blended fruits and juices for breakfast. Garit was struck by lightning, which caused his patchy goatee to grow into a mighty beard. His FlipFlops of Power grant + 1 spellpower.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

this makes me laugh every time i read it.

"Computer chip necklace of Intelligence +1"

and

"Chunk of green rock"

lol

Daniel T said...

LOL sounds like a formidable foe.

Unknown said...

HAHA I googled my name and this is one of the pages it brought up! AWESOME!