Reasons why I don't want to dress up for Halloween at work:
1. No real costume
2. No desire to look like an idiot
3. Having to explain myself to everyone
4. Lack of creativity
5. No chance of winning office contest
6. Don't want my picture taken (but it probably will anyway)
7. I hate walking around in public in costumes
8. People are stupid
9. No chicken suit
10. I'm calling in sick
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