Last night I ate the worst microwavable TV dinner. It was a healthy Choice Chicken Parmigiana thing. After a few minutes in the microwave, I knew I was in trouble.
The noodles didn't taste like noodles, and were chewy. Noodles are not supposed to have a rubbery texture, I don't care who you are. The chicken itself was also kinda rubbery, though it didn't taste that bad. But when I eat chicken, it shouldn't be like dripping soggy wet. The red sauce was sweet. Sweet? It was supposed to be a tomato sauce! Was it fermented? I couldn't tell.
The broccoli was tasteless. I should have put some salt or something on it, but after choking down that chicken mess, I just wanted something to cover the taste. My dinner was failing me.
The dessert was probably canned apple pie filling with extra cinnamon. It coats your tongue with a toxic thick sugary goo. I couldn't handle it.
I threw the dang thing away.
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