I woke up this morning and yawned. I closed my eyes for a brief moment. I opened my eyes and saw two beady little black eyes starring back at me beneath curly white fur. Before I knew what was happening, this evil muppet jumped on top of me and then proceeded to lick my inner ear canal. I feel total shock and am utterly helpless as my dog Macie licks my face off, and gets my other ear for good measure.
This happens every morning.
She'll sense it's time to wake up and bounces on the first person who yawns or stretches. When you're half-asleep this can be a traumatic experience.
I have a funny dog.
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