ugh

I hate Jeff Gordon. Let me start by saying I am not a fan of NASCAR. I don't watch the races, I don't even follow it, but I still hate Jeff Gordon. 

I think it began with a NASCAR video game a long long time ago. I would usually start the race by letting the rest of the pack drive ahead, while I drove the wrong way in order to cause the biggest driving catastrophe in NASCAR history. For some odd reason, Gordon's rainbow car was always my first victim. I hated his car, and wanted to destroy it as soon as possible. 

This hatred lingers on to this day. If I flip through the channels and see that a race is on, I check the standings to make sure that Jeff Gordon isn't winning, or better yet, not racing because of a terrible accident.