Monday, April 9, 2007


The best two things:

Dill pickle chips and Dr. Pepper.

I can't explain it, but I'm in heaven or nirvana or whatever.

Thursday, April 5, 2007


This is me:

Sitting. Staring off into space. At my job.

I work at a bank.

I want to stab my eyes out.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007


Perfect Moment of the Day:

When I start to brush my teeth and realize I put my hair glue on my toothbrush.

I can still taste it.