simcity2000!

I've been playing Sim City 2000 for the last few days. Building towns is rough, and while I've played the game for a long time, I could never quite get the hang of city planning. I tend to build beyond the means of the population and then the city explodes from me getting frustrated and unleashing every natural disaster possible. I'm a bad mayor. 

I wish there was an Embezzlement or Bribery button in the menu. I'd totally buy off the city council and divert funds for my multiple properties and investments. I'd form an underground political machine to control the slums around the meat packing plant. Sim City 2000 is awesome.