News reports indicate a man tried to build a science_jector inside his home, which ended with deadly results. The man was found in a crumpled burnt heap on the floor of his apartment Wednesday. Authorities first believed that the lightning caused by his science_jector had burnt off all his hair, but loved ones have indicated that his baldness was self inflicted. At the time of the accident, the victim was discovered tangled within a ball of braided wires. Paramedics at the scene believe that the lighting was drawn through these wires and exited through the victim's soul patch. His wife was unable to comment, but was overheard saying "Yay! I dinged level 40!"
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I AM GOING TO DIE! by far the funniest post i ever read! and she is getting very close to 40.. hmm my days are numbered.
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