Saturday, October 27, 2007


Since moving to our new place we've received some mail from people that lived here before us... its usually junk mail, a catalog or something..

The other night I got our mail and there was a package key sitting in our box, you know, the kind for smallish packages or whatever. I didn't order anything so I thought it must be a book order or something Nat got. What we saw boggled our little minds...

The package was flat, like someone was sending a photo or something.. but the return address was interesting. It read the "National Guild of Hypnotists" or something like that. I said, "What the crap is this?!" So my wife opened it. Apparently whoever lived here before us had joined a guild of fellow hypnotists and enclosed was a big elaborate gold-embossed certificate of super hypnotism. Weird. Also included were various magazines and newsletters that talked about why being a hypnotist was cool.

I don't really know what to say.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

dalai lama

"Experts were worried about China’s reaction to President Bush’s meeting with the Dalai Lama. China is very upset, but Bush says he doesn’t think the meeting will damage our relationship with China. Yeah. Then Bush said, “But this might,” and took a huge bite out of a panda bear sandwich."

-Conan O'Brien

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

bird poop

There was a giant cloud of birds that used to circle over my work every night around 7. Thousands and thousands of tiny birds would chase each other between 3 or 4 trees next to the building. The sound was obnoxious... like a high pitched whooshing noise. It was so loud I could hear them from inside the building.

The Result? Our parking lot looks like a war zone. Everything is splattered with white poo.

I haven't seen the menacing cloud in a week so my guess is they moved on... scary though.

Thursday, October 11, 2007


String Cheese: Great dairy snack, or are you just playing with cheese with your dirty hands?

Thursday, October 4, 2007


I really want a panini press. I don't know what it is but the those toasty, crispy sandwiches are the best things in the universe. Fill it with all kinds of meat, every animal imaginable, and add the finest cheeses and press it down and BAM! The best sandwich in the universe.

In my quest of the best sandwiches imaginable, I've found this site:
with almost 3,000 sandwiches to choose from, this site is a great place to start constructing a great sandwich. Honestly, the sky is the limit.

I wish there were better places to eat around here. A long time ago I reviewed most of the crappy sandwich places around here... Honestly, I live in franchise hell. I'd have to drive an hour to reach some of the best deli's in Salt Lake. There are no original locally owned places that really melt my face in terms of awesome sandwich bliss. If I'm ignoring something important, I plead to the masses to point me in the right direction and give me a sandwich.